comedy...

mynameiskiller · Post by **mynameiskiller** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 12:14 am

i saw this posted in the intrawebnet somewhere and thought it was pretty funny. what kinda "engine swap" would you need to pull low 12's from a mostly stock neon? i bet its a JDM neon Type-R...i heard it has a "perfomance chip" also... what do you guys think?

Vehicle Info
Make: Dodge
Model: Neon
Year: 1996
Car Setup: stock
Sound System Setup: stock
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Bragging Rights
Quarter Mile: 12.2 s @ 113 mph->
0-60: 6.4 s
Est. Horsepower: 160

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Performance Modifications
Brake Upgrades: Brembo
Drivetrain / Transmission: Custom
Electronics: R?ZO
Engine Components: Custom
Intake: Mopar
Performance Chip: Mopar
Strut Bars: A'pex

Major Upgrades: engine swap

evlneon · Post by **evlneon** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 2:13 am

maybe this is the secret mod that helps it accelerate so quickly:
"Steering wheel spinner, nice addition for quick turns!"

mynameiskiller · Post by **mynameiskiller** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 3:43 am

stupid rice-tards...

NeonRT · Post by **NeonRT** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:52 am

thats great

fusion210 · Post by **fusion210** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:15 am

That guy needs to drive my car!
Almost 160 'estimated' crank hp, and my best trap speed is 92 mph.
Did a grand national launch behind him and push him down the track?

mynameiskiller · Post by **mynameiskiller** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:00 am

anybody know where i got that from?

fusion210 · Post by **fusion210** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:49 am

Cardomain?

mynameiskiller · Post by **mynameiskiller** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:38 am

yes, it was from cardomain, but... whose cardomain page was it?

evlneon · Post by **evlneon** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:42 pm

mynameiskiller wrote:anybody know where i got that from?

OH OH! me! i know!